So whilst are escorts where enjoying some down time, we decided to have a look for famous quotes related to these terms, escort humour, observations, quotes relating to all things adult work.
You get the idea, unfortunately did not find much associated with these terms. No one famous, anyhow. However we did have a good giggle, listed are some favourites.
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.Anonymous ( not the hacking collective )
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.’Anonymous
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.Anonymous
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand
Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right.Woody Allen
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationshipSharon Stone
When the lights are out, all women are beautifulAnonymous
I know love and lust don’t always keep the same companyStephenie Meyer
To illustrate the last quote above explains perfectly why escorts are so desirable, in our opinion.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant.Henry Miller
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve gotSophia Loren
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body partAimee Mullins
Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside itAnonymous
I know nothing about sex because I was always marriedZsa Zsa Gabor
But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.’Waiter Rant
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?Bette Midler
I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.Groucho Marx
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to beBrigitte Bardot
Have a great one ? Leave it in the comments. We will add it for all to enjoy.