Famous Quotes, Humour Never Goes Astray

So whilst are high class escorts where enjoying some down time, we decided to have a look for famous quotes related to these terms-;

You get the idea, unfortunately found no one associated with these. No one famous, anyhow. However we did have a good giggle, listed are some favourites.

‘ Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.’ – Anonymous

‘ Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.’ – Anonymous

‘ Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.’ – Anonymous

‘ Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.’

‘ Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right.’ – Woody Allen

‘ Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.’ – Sharon Stone

‘ When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.’ – Anonymous

‘ I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company.’ – Stephenie Meyer

To illustrate the last quote above explains perfectly why high class escorts are so desirable, in our opinion.

‘ Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant.’ – Henry Miller

‘ Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.’
– Sophia Loren

‘ Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.’
– Aimee Mullins

‘ Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.’ – Anonymous

‘ I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company.’ – Stephenie Meyer

‘ I know nothing about sex because I was always married.’ – Zsa Zsa Gabor

‘ But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.’ – Waiter Rant

‘ If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it ? ‘ – Bette Midler

‘ I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.’ – Groucho Marx

‘ It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.’ – Brigitte Bardot

Have a great one ? Leave it in the comments. We will add it for all to enjoy.