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So whilst enjoying some down time we decided to have a look for famous quotes related to these terms-;

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Unfortunately found no one associated with these. No one famous anyhow. However we did have a good giggle, listed are some favourites.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

‘Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.’
– Anonymous
‘Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.’
– Anonymous
‘Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.’
‘Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right.’
– Woody Allen
‘Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.’
Sharon Stone
‘When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.’
– Anonymous
‘Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant.’
– Henry Miller
‘Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.’
Sophia Loren
‘Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.’
Aimee Mullins
‘Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.’
– Anonymous
‘I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company.’
– Stephenie Meyer
‘I know nothing about sex because I was always married.’
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
‘I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.’
– Groucho Marx
‘But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.’
– Waiter Rant
‘If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?’
– Bette Midler
‘It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.’
– Brigitte Bardot

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